🚨 You Have Been Escorted Off the Premises 🚨

Notice of Removal for Policy Violation

Effective immediately, you have been removed from active participation on this site due to a breach of our rules. Your actions have been deemed unacceptable, and this is your official notification of the consequences.


What Happened?

After a thorough review (or because you tripped the metaphorical alarm), it has been determined that you were engaging in behavior that violates the rules and standards of this platform. This is not a decision we take lightly.

Your infraction could include (but is not limited to):

  • Rule-breaking activities: Spamming, trolling, or other disruptive conduct.
  • Compromising the safety of others: Inflammatory language, harassment, or disrespect.
  • Disregard for community standards: Failing to adhere to posted guidelines.

In short, you crossed the line, and now you’re here.


Why This Matters

We strive to maintain a safe, fair, and enjoyable environment for all users. Your actions were deemed incompatible with these goals, leaving us no choice but to take corrective measures.

Let this serve as a reminder that actions have consequences.


What Happens Next?

  • You are formally warned and removed from the site. Future attempts to re-enter without adhering to our rules will result in escalated action, up to and including permanent banishment.
  • If you believe this action was taken in error, you may submit an appeal via our support team. Be prepared to provide a compelling case.

Final Statement

This is your wake-up call. Behavior that violates the law of the land—or in this case, the rules of the site—will not be tolerated. We recommend reflecting on your actions before attempting to return.

Remember: We’re watching.

Issued by Website Security
“Follow the rules, or face the consequences.”

Again, I’m just kidding here, you can go back to where you were.